The tooth
can hurt.
An English man with only a couple of teeth was found guilty this
week of biting – or should we saw gumming — off his neighbor’s
man-hood, Kent Online reported.
Jason Martin, 41, got into an altercation with 39-year-old Richard
Henderson in their Kent neighborhood in July afterHenderson sent
Martin a text message asking him to turn down his music, according
to the Daily Mail.
Martin bit down on Henderson’s man-hood through his pajamas so
forcefully that it became detached, according to the Metro. It was
later reattached with stitches.
“My willy was not attached to the rest of my body,” Henderson told
the Canterbury Crown Court. “I have never experienced that kind of
pain to this day and I don’t want to experience it ever again.”
Martin claims the allegations against him are impossible, telling the
court, “I have only got a couple of teeth in the lower part of my
mouth, I can’t even bite into a hard-boiled.” However, he does admit
he has dentures, though he says they are only “for cosmetic
reasons.”
He also noted, ‘”The thought of putting a man’s man-hood in my
mouth. Well, it’s not for me.”
Martin admitted he did grab Henderson’s “bits and bobs” with his
hand, but says he was acting in self-defense after Henderson
punched him, put him in a headlock and kicked him.
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